New upgrade from Skiing Ninja will have you adhered to your seats...or some such BS

[The Ninja]

Sorry, NMTS is not available to normal hoomins. Only Ninjas.

I need some clarification on the NMTS.

Does this mean that extra T.A.P.E. comes with every order, or is this a recycling type of thing?

[rumonkey2?]

I've gotta start checking in every day....
Not up for Mimosas...too late in the day...
But a frosty Bud (hey - I am a southern redneck ya know) is gracing my lips!

So, Ninja, how about a video course on how to gain Ninja Status???

[The Ninja]

Oh, sorry, can't happen. If I did that, I would then have to kill you

So, Ninja, how about a video course on how to gain Ninja Status???

[Mrs. Ninja]

Acronym was a good start but....

Tremendously
Awesome
Packaging
Enhancement

Is even better.

Mrs. Ninja