A BRAND NEW UPGRADE from Skiing Ninja!

The amazing new Ninja T.A.P.E.! Wow! It is so amazing!

You can do so many things with Ninja T.A.P.E.
  • Stick things to other things
  • Stick it to itself
  • Impress your friends and be cool at parties
  • Dress yourself in the latest Ninja style
  • Do a bunch of other stuff we just thought of but wish we hadn't!
How much would you expect to pay for this amazing advancement in adherement technology? 6, 7, 8, nine hundred dollars?

No way! Not from Skiing Ninja. Ninja T.A.P.E. comes FRIGGIN FREE with EVERY ORDER. Wowee!

A small number of customers have already experienced Ninja T.A.P.E. and now you can too. With your next order, expect Ninja T.A.P.E. to be there.

Box of Ninja Love



Ninja enjoying a frosty beverage in our office bar. Did we not previously mention we have a bar in the Ninja offices?



They're comin right for us!



Ninja marks the spot - got one of those pesky others living in your home moving things and such - with N.M.T.S technology, you can always return your most prized possessions to their proper place in the universe.



Money Shot - Ninja T.A.P.E. resting on crushed velvet. Just like Elvis.



....... and ...... I'm spent.