New upgrade from Skiing Ninja will have you adhered to your seats...or some such BS

[The Ninja]

A BRAND NEW UPGRADE from Skiing Ninja!

The amazing new Ninja T.A.P.E.! Wow! It is so amazing!

You can do so many things with Ninja T.A.P.E.

• Stick things to other things
• Stick it to itself
• Impress your friends and be cool at parties
• Dress yourself in the latest Ninja style
• Do a bunch of other stuff we just thought of but wish we hadn't!

How much would you expect to pay for this amazing advancement in adherement technology? 6, 7, 8, nine hundred dollars?

No way! Not from Skiing Ninja. Ninja T.A.P.E. comes FRIGGIN FREE with EVERY ORDER. Wowee!

A small number of customers have already experienced Ninja T.A.P.E. and now you can too. With your next order, expect Ninja T.A.P.E. to be there.

Box of Ninja Love



Ninja enjoying a frosty beverage in our office bar. Did we not previously mention we have a bar in the Ninja offices?



They're comin right for us!



Ninja marks the spot - got one of those pesky others living in your home moving things and such - with N.M.T.S technology, you can always return your most prized possessions to their proper place in the universe.



Money Shot - Ninja T.A.P.E. resting on crushed velvet. Just like Elvis.



....... and ...... I'm spent.

[skeeter99]

Dear lord, have you been drinking already Sean!? Haha! Nice job with the T.A.P.E. I can't wait to experience the sonic differences it will make to my system

[The Ninja]

Not yet but the day is early. Who's up for some Friday Office Mimosa's with me!?

[The Ninja]

The Lil Ninja (our daughter) has created a comic to celebrate the addition of Ninja T.A.P.E. to our repertoire:

[apologies to those using a screen resolution below 1280 as this may require some side-scrolling action by you]

[etcarroll]

Hoo boy!

Definately time to drink now!

Does li'l Miss Ninja do portraits on commission.

[The Ninja]

Hilarious that you ask that. Check out a quick site I set up for her:

A Dog Doodle

She asked for a site so I just put that up quick so no me about the quality of it

Does li'l Miss Ninj do portraits on commission.

[The Ninja]

Note that her artistic abilities are far beyond what is represented on the site. I just need to scan her latest and greatest

[HAL]

I need some clarification on the NMTS.

Does this mean that extra T.A.P.E. comes with every order, or is this a recycling type of thing?

[The Ninja]

Sorry, NMTS is not available to normal hoomins. Only Ninjas.

I need some clarification on the NMTS.

Does this mean that extra T.A.P.E. comes with every order, or is this a recycling type of thing?

[rumonkey2?]

I've gotta start checking in every day....
Not up for Mimosas...too late in the day...
But a frosty Bud (hey - I am a southern redneck ya know) is gracing my lips!

So, Ninja, how about a video course on how to gain Ninja Status???